PSY's 'Gangnam Style' Passes Justin Bieber's 'Baby' For YouTube Crown

PSY's "Gangnam Style" is now the most-watched YouTube video of all time. 
The 4:13 clip from the South Korean rapper has earned approximately 803,761,000 views since it was posted on July 15, 2012. Early on Saturday, that total passed the longtime YouTube champ -- the music video for Justin Bieber's "Baby," which has garnered 803,732,000 views since its February 2010 release.

Things a girl would love her boyfriend to do

1) Give fresh flowers

A girl would always love her boyfriend to give them fresh flowers every now and then. It’s not that she love fresh flowers, it’s just because those flowers represent the only thing that is fresh in their stale and rotten relationship.

2) Hold hands in public

A girl would always love holding her boyfriend’s hand in the public, it’s not that she likes public display of affection nor she is scared of getting lost in the crowd. Holding hand of the guy is just the substitute for a dog’s chain, conveying the other girls around that “This Dog Is Mine”.

3) Candle light dinners

A girl would always love her boyfriend to take her for a candle light dinner. Not because it’s the most romantic thing. But it’s just because the guy won’t be able to see and admire the other girls in the dark, and will have to concentrate only on her face.

4) Look at their face and talk

Oh no, this is not about what you are thinking. It’s about multitasking. Girls know that guys are way better than them at multitasking. So, they also know that a guy can simultaneously check out other girls around, while talking to her and that to without missing a clue. So, to make herself feel important, girls insist on this point.

5) Remember the dates

This is the most important point where guys suck till the core. Guys can never remember the dates, they can sometimes even forget their own birthday. A girl expects nothing much from a guy, she only expects the guy to remember some of the most important dates like; When they first met, their first date, when he/she proposed, when he/she said yes, their anniversary, her birthday, her best friend’s birthday, her pets birthday, her parents birthdays , their anniversary etc.

Come on guys you can at least remember such important dates.

6) Go shopping with her

A girl would love her boyfriend to accompany her for shopping. Not just to pay for it, but also to help her lift the bags, saying it’s looking great on you for everything she tries on, visiting hundreds of shops to buy a single thing, spent hours bargaining for something which she doesn’t even need and in the end, buying something else which she was not supposed to.

7) Cook with them

A girl would always love her boyfriend to help her with cooking. Not because she loves the guys company in the kitchen, but

a) If she can cook and still the food is bad, she can blame the guy.

b) If she cannot cook, she can take the guys help, as guys are always better than girls at cooking.

8) Go for a movie

A girl would always love her boyfriend to take her out for a movie. Not because they both like that particular movie. It’s just because she likes the movie which is probably going to be a never ending love story. On top of that she can order the guy to fetch her popcorn and other stuff every now and then.

With an unbearable movie the guy also has to handle her nonstop irrelevant commentary which is more frequent than the dialogues in the movie.

9) Give them gifts

Every girl would love her boyfriend to gift her something or the other, every now and then. Not because she loves the gifts that she gets or that the guy happily and willingly buys it for her. It’s just because she can show those gifts to her friends and make them feel jealous about the number of gifts she gets, even when she herself never gifts anything to the guy.

10) Take them places

A girl would love her boyfriend to take her places. It’s not because she loves visiting places with the guy or spending time with him. It’s just about clicking snaps, getting them uploaded on facebook and showing off that they had a great time. No matter that till the time they were at that particular place, the only words they exchanged were “Click one photo like this”.

11) Sms

A girl would always love her boyfriend to sends her messages. Not because she misses him allot. It’s just because she can get the information about each and every movement of the guy and his whereabouts. Even from the sms’s the couple shares, the romantic sms’s are just found in the beginning. Later it’s just orders that the girl gives.

12) Trust them

Every girl would love her boyfriend to trust her blindly in any given situation. But the point is that “Does the guy have another option?

How it got changed?

When exam gets postponed, we try to appreciate smaller things, in this case I have appreciated changes in the smaller things that has undergone during the course of time. Some changes are due to our nature in finding the expiry date on every act of ours. These are the things like :

Touching feet of elders as a mark of respect: 

To me this thing has changed half because of our lazy nature and half because of our mentality of finding the expiration date. Let me explain how.

1st the touching of feet of elders was like following a  Spartan law, the famous “dandwat pranam” which has lost its existence and now only is used towards God or 1st degree relative in case of desperation.

I can understand that it was hard for lazy human race to keep up that exercise thing. The it got changed to  touching of feet which our hands & asking for blessing.

Then we got confused, we asked ourselves that we have to discriminate this thing between the relatives who live with us in the same village to those who live in other village.

Then after not so lot of thinking it got changed to customary touching every time for a relative living out and only once a life customary touching followed by touching only knees.

Then we realized that, wait a minute, how long does a relative’s well wish survives . Then we got to the rule that touching feet only in festivals and rest of the time touching the air around the feet without even bending our body.

Eating:

We started off as a hunter- gatherer. Then some lazy ass nomad said to another that “dude chill, lets wait here, I bet u something will come to us”. They waited long enough and witnessed the process of agriculture.

Then agriculture lasted for long till time came when Nomads married working women. They didn’t had time to cook, so they started buying food from other nomads.

Then Nomadic era recession came and the nomads who got kicked out from the “stone gang” started working as delivery boys for more respectful person of the tribe, and that’s how home delivery evolved.

Then we realized that why order different things, it takes time from our schedule of nothing. Then we started putting every ingredient in one thing and fried them and that’s how Samosa, kacori and other junk food evolved.

Then modeling started and Victoria Beckham happened and after that food comes in the form of pills and supplements.

Marriage: 

It started as men forcefully taking out the women they wanted with force.

Then “khaap panchayat” happened and we got a concept of marriage.

Then after many years of mental harassment, men realized that marriage is too big a risk and to get the upper hand in marriage men started trends like marrying under water, up in the air, up in the mountain and all the ways possible that would scare her off ad every thing will go smooth afterwards.

Relationship:

 In earlier days boys or girls didn’t got the time for having a girlfriend or boyfriend because before they could even realize any sensation from the hormones, they were already married!

Then courtesy “Brahmo samaj, people got the time for GF or BF.

Then having relationship was a slow, steady and meaningful which eventually turned to 2 days chat in Facebook without even knowing that person you are talking is really a girl or boy and it got ended either by jumping into next or by eating rat poison for dinner.

Exercise: Earlier men didn’t needed as they worked enough for their living. Then they started running in the morning. Then it upgraded it to going near a park so that they can also “watch” while they run.

Then they started paying money to run under roof and AC.

And then Arnold Schwarzenegger happened and now we have ½ of youth going seriously to gym and ½ only paying gym fees for a membership card .