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1) Give fresh flowers
A girl would always love her boyfriend to give them fresh
flowers every now and then. It’s not that she love fresh flowers, it’s just
because those flowers represent the only thing that is fresh in their stale and
rotten relationship.
2) Hold hands in public
A girl would always love holding her boyfriend’s hand in the
public, it’s not that she likes public display of affection nor she is scared
of getting lost in the crowd. Holding hand of the guy is just the substitute
for a dog’s chain, conveying the other girls around that “This Dog Is Mine”.
3) Candle light dinners
A girl would always love her boyfriend to take her for a
candle light dinner. Not because it’s the most romantic thing. But it’s just
because the guy won’t be able to see and admire the other girls in the dark,
and will have to concentrate only on her face.
4) Look at their face and talk
Oh no, this is not about what you are thinking. It’s about
multitasking. Girls know that guys are way better than them at multitasking.
So, they also know that a guy can simultaneously check out other girls around,
while talking to her and that to without missing a clue. So, to make herself
feel important, girls insist on this point.
5) Remember the dates
This is the most important point where guys suck till the
core. Guys can never remember the dates, they can sometimes even forget their
own birthday. A girl expects nothing much from a guy, she only expects the guy
to remember some of the most important dates like; When they first met, their
first date, when he/she proposed, when he/she said yes, their anniversary, her
birthday, her best friend’s birthday, her pets birthday, her parents birthdays
, their anniversary etc.
Come on guys you can at least remember such important dates.
6) Go shopping with her
A girl would love her boyfriend to accompany her for
shopping. Not just to pay for it, but also to help her lift the bags, saying
it’s looking great on you for everything she tries on, visiting hundreds of
shops to buy a single thing, spent hours bargaining for something which she
doesn’t even need and in the end, buying something else which she was not
supposed to.
7) Cook with them
A girl would always love her boyfriend to help her with
cooking. Not because she loves the guys company in the kitchen, but
a) If she can cook and still the food is bad, she can blame
the guy.
b) If she cannot cook, she can take the guys help, as guys
are always better than girls at cooking.
8) Go for a movie
A girl would always love her boyfriend to take her out for a
movie. Not because they both like that particular movie. It’s just because she
likes the movie which is probably going to be a never ending love story. On top
of that she can order the guy to fetch her popcorn and other stuff every now
and then.
With an unbearable movie the guy also has to handle her
nonstop irrelevant commentary which is more frequent than the dialogues in the
movie.
9) Give them gifts
Every girl would love her boyfriend to gift her something or
the other, every now and then. Not because she loves the gifts that she gets or
that the guy happily and willingly buys it for her. It’s just because she can
show those gifts to her friends and make them feel jealous about the number of
gifts she gets, even when she herself never gifts anything to the guy.
10) Take them places
A girl would love her boyfriend to take her places. It’s not
because she loves visiting places with the guy or spending time with him. It’s
just about clicking snaps, getting them uploaded on facebook and showing off
that they had a great time. No matter that till the time they were at that
particular place, the only words they exchanged were “Click one photo like
this”.
11) Sms
A girl would always love her boyfriend to sends her
messages. Not because she misses him allot. It’s just because she can get the
information about each and every movement of the guy and his whereabouts. Even
from the sms’s the couple shares, the romantic sms’s are just found in the
beginning. Later it’s just orders that the girl gives.
12) Trust them
Every girl would love her boyfriend to trust her blindly in
any given situation. But the point is that “Does the guy have another option?
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